That moment when you text your friend “I’m almost there” but honestly you still getting ready.
Lorde is literally a pale blog in human form
hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
Olivia Wilde, Her: Love in the Modern Age (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business